Blonde speaking - I have decided that I entertain myself so much that I might as well record some of my thoughts for future reference and/or enjoyment. I mean, what’s so wrong with taking a little pleasure out of the thoughtful, witty, slightly-rude remarks and thoughts which I feel the dire need to express? At least that means someone will enjoy them, since other individuals seem to lack the proper temperament to find pleasure through such behavior. Some would choose to describe my way of speaking as temperamental and say that they sense, and I quote, “anger and resentment” as I speak. I must assure them that they are wholly and completely wrong. I am merely hyperactive currently and seeking a means through which to entertain myself. If others cannot keep my thoughts occupied by supplying thought-provoking and interesting conversation, then I must resort to my oh-so simple-minded, yet oh-so funny afore-mentioned insults and jibes.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Hello Blog World!
Hello everyone! Ditz speaking. And this is our blog; read it!
Blonde here. Next school year I shall be living with the Ditz and the Midget. I am very excited for this living situation as it will be incredibly EPIC! They may pretend not to like me because I am a blonde, but I know that deep down in their hearts somewhere they have a great well of affection for me. Well, maybe...or maybe I am just intent upon convincing myself of this. Only time shall tell. I shall keep you most updated, most updated indeed (said in highpitch squirrel voice). Out...
Midget's turn! I like cake.. and ice cream. They love me yes they do! the roomies that is. Next year we shall have fun. Sometiimes I like to try and woo my roomie friends with electrical tape mustaches while I call myself Gustav. You will hear this a lot because we are living togezzer. muahahaha Gustav (midget) outtie
Okay, now I (the Ditz) am a little bit upset that my roommates tried to show me up by writing freaking novels, hence I will write more...
I am approximately 66" inches tall (that would be 167.64 cm) and I did in fact wear head gear when I was in junior high; I epitomized "awesome!"
And the Blonde has returned!!! (Epic music) This is all that we have to say for now. So keep it real biotch!
Blonde here. Next school year I shall be living with the Ditz and the Midget. I am very excited for this living situation as it will be incredibly EPIC! They may pretend not to like me because I am a blonde, but I know that deep down in their hearts somewhere they have a great well of affection for me. Well, maybe...or maybe I am just intent upon convincing myself of this. Only time shall tell. I shall keep you most updated, most updated indeed (said in highpitch squirrel voice). Out...
Midget's turn! I like cake.. and ice cream. They love me yes they do! the roomies that is. Next year we shall have fun. Sometiimes I like to try and woo my roomie friends with electrical tape mustaches while I call myself Gustav. You will hear this a lot because we are living togezzer. muahahaha Gustav (midget) outtie
Okay, now I (the Ditz) am a little bit upset that my roommates tried to show me up by writing freaking novels, hence I will write more...
I am approximately 66" inches tall (that would be 167.64 cm) and I did in fact wear head gear when I was in junior high; I epitomized "awesome!"
And the Blonde has returned!!! (Epic music) This is all that we have to say for now. So keep it real biotch!
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